🥩🔥 Carnivore Pizza with Chorizo & Spicy Salami

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🥩🔥 Carnivore Pizza with Chorizo & Spicy Salami

✅ 100% Carnivore | Low/Zero Carb | Gluten-Free

🍽 Serves: 1–2

⏱ Total Time: ~25 minutes


🧾 Ingredients

🔸 For the Crust:

  • 4 oz cream cheese (softened)

  • 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

  • 1 cup pork panko (or crushed pork rinds)

  • 1 egg

  • Optional: pinch of Redmond’s salt or garlic powder if you’re okay with minimal seasoning

🔸 For the Toppings:

  • 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese (more if you’re cheese-obsessed)

  • 2–3 oz cooked chorizo (crumbled or sliced)

  • 2–3 oz spicy salami (sliced thin, like pepperoni style)

  • Optional: dollops of cream cheese or whipped butter on top post-bake


🔪 Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400°F (204°C). Line a baking sheet or pizza pan with parchment paper.

  2. Make the Crust:

    • In a microwave-safe bowl, melt cream cheese and mozzarella together (about 30–45 seconds).

    • Stir until smooth.

    • Mix in pork panko and egg until you get a dough-like consistency.

    • Press the mixture out on the parchment-lined pan into a pizza shape (about 1/4-inch thick).

  3. Pre-bake the Crust:

    • Bake for 8–10 minutes, or until golden and set.

    • Remove from oven — crust will firm up more as it cools slightly.

  4. Add Toppings:

    • Sprinkle mozzarella over the crust.

    • Add cooked chorizo and spicy salami evenly over the top.

    • Add any extra cheese or fat on top if desired (cream cheese blobs = 🔥).

  5. Bake Again:

    • Return to the oven for 5–7 more minutes, until cheese is melty and slightly golden.

  6. Optional Broil:

    • Broil on high for 1–2 minutes for that crispy, bubbly cheese top. Keep an eye on it!

  7. Rest & Serve:

    • Let it rest for 5 minutes so the crust sets up.

    • Slice, devour, repeat.


💡 Tips & Add-ons

  • Add a fried egg on top for extra richness

  • Want more spice? Toss on some spicy nduja, extra chili salami, or hot soppressata

  • Eat it hot, or even cold the next day — it’s just as good 😎

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